I suspected as much.
I'll send you a few warm postcards from Arizona next winter.
I hope they gave you a tetanus shot for those rusty pitchforks...but I think it is safe to bet you don't have lockjaw.
You may have legal remedies to pursue. Pull out that ACLU card from your wallet and give a call to the number on the back and see if you can get some folks to pursue the damages.
;-)
SDAI-Tech1
