<"This is directed primarily to the media but all malcontents are welcome to tune in. We have a war. Learn to like it. We are in it and we are going to stay in it as long as I think we need to be there. For the more dense among you that means there is no limit on casualties we will accept be it 50,000 or 5,000,000 we are in for the long haul. Civilian casualties? Well, what's the population of Iraq? The war plan? It is a good plan and if you don't like it just shut up!

Is there any thing else I can say to clear things up for you morons.

Going forward, all press conferences will require advance screening of questions for stupidity. By the way Helen, you are history."



George Bush Press conference 4/1/2003