Yer gonna find evidence of absolutely anything the US wants to see in US controlled areas of Iraq.

WMD, al-Qaeda, missiles, everything. I guarantee it. They can even make the locals smile at 'em.

Hell, some people will believe it's really love in the red-light districts. True love, undying, enduring love. And the locals smile, too. Great country, they love Americans.

By the way, vast areas of Northern Iraq aren't under Baghdad control, the way that vast areas of Afghanistan, or Mexico and other Central and South American countries aren't under the control of the central governments.

Seems odd to someone in the US, but true.

As a person told me when I wanted to go somewhere in Mexico unescorted.

"Meester Bowser, the sheriff there doesn't want you to go. Things you shouldn't see."

A young and naive "Meester Bowser" replied, "Well, let's go see the sheriff. Maybe I can talk him into it."

A sigh. "Meester Bowser." A pause.

"One hundred meters off this road the sheriff is the man with the biggest gun. There are many sheriffs. And I don't think any of them want to see you."

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but not the bravest, either, I didn't go.

And it's like that in Iraq, I'm afraid. Vast areas not under Saddam's control.

And the US will find whatever GWB wants to see. The Mossad is an accomodating group, even if the CIA and FBI aren't. They'll find "it", a lot of "it". They'll have pictures, pictures of the camoflage, pictures of the hapless guards, interviews with Iraqis conducted by Americans with guns and attack helicopters hovering in the background. Discretely hovering, of course. Non-threatening, just hangin' out sort of hovering.

Or heads will roll. In the US and Israel.

Geez. Ya gotta explain everything. Let me add that you mother should explain from whence babys come. I won't do that one.

Arf