"All American Girl" finale has been cancelled. Prize awarded to Jessica Lynch with runner up Shoshawna Johnson.

Next season's "Survivor" will feature stories from Iraq. Americans and Iraqis will vote for winner in an episodic face off. Iraqis are said to be looking forward to practicing democracy for the first time.

"The Bachelor" will be replaced by the "The Sheik". 100 beautiful Iraqi women will compete to make the final 20 to receive a proposal of marriage.

"Fear Factor" will pit 3 Republican guard POWs (voluntarily) against 3 women from the US armed forces. It appears Las Vegas bookies are favoring the women.

"The Mole" will try to identify the person who fingered out Saddam.

OK, IT's way past April Fools, but I couldn't resist.

Regards,
Mark