Responses from the Conservative 8-Ball:

Ask any question related to any political issue whatsoever, and get an hysterical Conservative response:

*That question offends all right-thinking Americans!
*Question is not patriotic. Expect a wiretap.
*You're a Communist!
*The solution is to cut social programs.
*That's an anti-Christian question!
*You're immoral!
*That's an unknown unknown.
*I don't give a rat's ass what you think.
*It's a union conspiracy.
*My sources (corporate lobbyists) say no.
*My sources (Washington Times editors) say yes.
*It's the queers' fault.
*Answer unclear. (Sean Hannity hasn't told me what I think yet.)

And, the only one that's completely interchangeable:

*You're stupid!

Best regards--
Mary Anne