Out at Loon Lake near Lake Tahoe, there was this guy who was fishing for trout. It began to get later and later in the day, but he didn't want to leave without a good catch. Eventually, he got a big one (And when I say big here I mean BIG), and while attempting to get the hook out of the think, it came out and went clean into his eye. It was a huge, bloody mess, and they ran an ambulance out there, but he wouldn't leave without a picture of him and his trout. After arguing with him for a while, they finally complied, and took the picture; of him just standing there with a hook in his eye with blood and eye stuff running down his face, while he was holding the monster trout and grinning like he had won the Noble Peace Prize.

I hear the local Fish and Game Warden owns a copy, and will show it to anyone who asks to see it XD