Hi, Success Machine.

This is not really a rebuke. But a polite warning.
Do not address me by my surname again in the future!

When people have addressed me by my surname
in the past, it has been done so in a disparaging,
scornful manner. So I get very very offended when people
address me by my surname.

Don't let it happen again.

Whatever your feelings about the movie "Total Recall"
are fine with me The movie's OK as far as I'm concerned.

My first name is Jacob, or you can call me Jake.

What really choked me about your response
to me several weeks ago was I congratulated you on
your college/university degree, and lolok how I got repaid?

I'm going to assume you've just apologized; apology accepted.

Jacob