Current top contender for Worst Pun Of The Year
From OpinionJournal.com
Bear Goggles
Newsweek has an inside account of the interrogation of accused terrorist Eric Rudolph. The magazine reports he was lonely while on the lam in the woods of North Carolina: "He said he hadn't been with a woman in so many years, even 'the bears started looking good.' "
Newsweek leaves unanswered the most intriguing question: How exactly do you strike up a conversation with a bear who catches your fancy? The only good opening line we can think of is, "What's ursine?"