First.....

One pair of rose tinted spectacles complete with side-blinker and earmuff accessories.
They're in excellent condition despite long years of use.
In fact, I've been wearing them so long my brain is now conditioned to completely block out any news, evidence or history that does not support my view. Comes with free pin ups of GWB, Rummy and Condi. (A friend also has a model with Bill, Hill and Smoking Joe Leiberman if you're that way inclined[shudder])

Second..........

One brain. Only one careful owner. Was once active, but now with internet access I can read Lileks, Sullivan, NRO, Instapundit and instantly have all my news carefully preselected, filtered and spun just to my liking without a single neuron firing. Buy it now before it atrophies completely. Bid at the reserve price and I'll throw in a sense of moral indignation that automatically blames leftists for all the world's ills.

Third........
One great big wall. Will instantly and automatically prevent the owner from seeing the other side of the argument.

Any takers, or are y'all already equipped with Items 1 and 3?