Oh MY! Well that certainly clinches it!

Guess I am off to get saved! You convinced me!

Course when that other churches wall collapsed on a bunch of kids a few easters ago, that was just bad luck...

And doesnt it warm your heart that on the news after every bad tornado you always hear someone say "I prayed and god saved me" then the reporter goes on to tell you about the 2 year old toddler killed down the street- guess the kid didnt pray loud enough...

And why did they leave when they finally realized the church was on fire? Sounds like a lack of faith to me!

In short: Get out of the dark ages!