I found something for those here who are not really looking for WMD but were really crying out for help.

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Welcome to Psyheal! We are here to help you identify and cope with liberneurosis. Liberneurosis is a disease and like all diseases there are established methods of treatment. To enable us to serve you better we have established a small test which can help us recognize the extent and particular form of your illness.

When you see the following images - whom do you think about?

These children are celebrating Independence Day. One is waving a US flag. What do you feel about that? Explain?

The President of the United States is listening to you and you only. What do you say?

Which of the following two images most appeals to you? Why?

Please send your answers for a full free analysis of your liberneurosis to:

PSYHEAL
FREE LIBERNEUROSIS TEST
C/O Echelon HealthCare
333-1/2 Pennsylvania Ave., NW
Washington, DC

Thank you for your participation! The proper authorities will be in touch!



Disclaimer: This post is for entertainment purposes only. The Psyheal liberneurosis test should not be substituted for the care and supervision of a qualified psychiatrist. Psyheal is absolved of all results of this test and is in no way held legally responsible for the actions, public or private of those who take this test, including but not limited to: destruction of property or personal assault and injury, sunburns from protest marches, the onset of qualified tourette's syndrome, flag burning, SUV assaults, endless repetitive posts, drooling, bile related illnesses, pea soup regurgitation, public embarassment, decrease in neighborhood property values, delusional episodes, claiming authorship of the internet, diseases related to hugging trees, spotted owl disease, spontaneous donations to terrorist organizations, humor deficiency syndrome (HDS), obsessional tendencies, unsound political party contributions, Barbra Streisand Disease (aka stupidosis), going without make-up publicly, burning of bras or female gender identification symbols, loss of job or employment and red white and blue colorblindness.