Republicans
From this story:
Although the animals appeared to have been pre-positioned, their carnal instincts were beyond official control. After Bush posed for photographs with his hand on a tusk and climbed back into the truck, one of the elephants mounted his mate.
That prompted the president to whisper something to his wife. The first lady responded by slapping him on the leg.
Would give a lot to know what he said to his wife...
Old joke: A farm boy brought his prize cow over to the neighbor farm to be "serviced" by their bull. The neighbor's daughter was out by the pen and the two sat there on the fence while the bull and cow went at it. Finally, the farm boy leaned over and said to the girl, "Wow...sure wish I was doin' that!" The girl replied, "go ahead...it's your cow."
