re: Japanses technologists make major breakthru in interspecies communication
Geez, How hard would be to program the recognition of a limited number of cat phrases?
Hey, come over here, I got a mouse!...
Don't touch me!
Those aren't my footprints on the counter.
You have permission to touch me now.
Holy shit! Get off of my tail!
FeedMeFeedMeFeedMeFeedMeFeedMeFeedMeFeedMe!!!!!!!!!!!
Feed me now....you asshole...
The best advice for cat owners: Never ever under any circumstance attmept to throw your cat outside when it starts puking. You'll just make it worse.
(wonder how R.L. is making out...)