Tell me, what’s wrong with this picture?
Here’s a photo of J. Lo at a public event. See the difference?
Yes, the sexiest woman in the world has apparently had her butt airbrushed down a few sizes for her new film with costar and current lover Ben Affleck.
My God, that’s downright sacrilegious, messin’ with that bodacious booty! Hell, that oughtta be an official crime against humanity. That’s clear documentation of the wanton use of a weapon of ass destruction.
(am I making constructive use of my time tonight or what? :)