LOL, I wonder if I could 'rent' a gay guy to help me buy furniture and artwork for my house, choose wines properly, understand those emotionally complex issues women always bring up, etc.
"Need a hip tip on the go? Call our toll free line — 1-866-LUV-FAB-5 — for helpful hints and indispensable advice from our fabulous fivesome."
Whoa! There's actually some good, practical advice from the gay Fab 5 on this web site.
"For businessmen, facial hair of any type is generally is a turn-off for clients and prospects. Visible nose hairs is a huge turn-off" (thanks to the queers for the reminder - I'll be sure to take care of any nose hairs before that big meeting in Cincinatti on Thursday)
"When in doubt about the dress code, it' always better to be overdressed than underdressed."
Sounds like good advice, if you want to be viewed as a professional.