Democrats for Dummies $19.95 @ Amazon.com
So you're a Democrat dummy! Well don't fret chump! We are here to get you up to speed on those democratic dimwits faster than you can say jumpin' jackasses!
For our first lesson lets review some of the Democrat front runners for President:
Dean's a dumb Democrat
Kerry's an even dumber Democrat
Review these lessons ad prepare for the pop quiz. We may throw in a question about Hillary Clinton just to spook you. She spooks lots of folks when she suddenly appears without warning (Like her loving husband for example).
So get busy reading star-come-d!
Your liberal instructor,
SDAI-Tech1
PS
Nobody better take offense at this - or I'll be offended!