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The Cydonia Codex
Yup. Here's what one avid "fan" has to say: "The Haas/Saunders research provides clear evidence that the Maya created the same symbolic duality in their sculpture and culture as we have now discovered in a northern martian region known as cydonia."
Yup. Mayans are from Mars and Virgins are from Venus. I don't know that either planet would want to claim these two idiots.