re: What irks me off
I look about like you'd expect someone who makes a living at a computer looks. I can do pushups without my stomach hitting the ground if you put a live scorpion under me.
However, I do have the keys to a Bolo Mark XII Continental Seige Unit in cherry condition with only its nuclear capacity disabled. This drops it somewhat below the normal half megaton/second fire rate, but it still impresses the chicks.
Image by William H. Keith, Jr.