Is nobody normal?
Well, certainly not the kind of person who would take the time to create such a list.
I'm not anywhere close to normal in my own opinion (hey, you read my posts, right?), but by the standards of the list, I probably am. I've never been drunk. Straight, and don't fool around on my wife. Never took drugs on purpose.* Married 26 years. Love being a dad.
*Back in college I snatched a chocolate brownie from a serving plate while passing through the kitchen at a friend of a friend's house. Who knew?