The loans to iraq:
Rule 020: Only give money to people you can steal from.
Why the tax cuts have to remain:
Rule 1 of course: Once you have their money you never give it back.
The Iraq war:
Rule 034: War is good for business.
The occupation afterwards:
Rule 035: Peace is good for business.
Faith based economics:
Rule 104: Faith can move mountains... (of inventory)
Compassionate conervativism:
Rule 144: There's nothing wrong with charity... as long as it ends up in your pocket.
Supporting dictatorships:
Rule 177:Know you enemies... but do business with them always.
On handling the press:
Rule 208: Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer.
Bush economics:
Rule 256: Accountants do not play the game; they only keep the score.
Bush speeches:
Rule 266: When in doubt, lie.
Bush on the day of 9/11:
Rule 277: Anything worth fighting for is worth hiding from.

Aliens exist after all. The Republican part has been taken over by the Ferengi.