LOL...
It's too bad Sting didn't have the sanctimonious righteousness of a Bono whose magnitude seven ego is immune to such solar events. As for Simpson - I have never watched anything she is in. I have seen her picture on the cover of several magazines though and my impression is that of a studio concocted TV personality - which usually means she has very little of her own. Perhaps she is a new and improved 21st century Vanna White.
Ouch...that was cruel of me, wasn't it? Sorry Jessica...here's hoping I'm way wrong.
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