Okay, I'll be bad and bite.... First let me say:

T'hell with all-y'all. I have not really flamed you all (hzone in general) in a really long time and I've got a full head of hellfire to let off.

Everyone, take a deep breath and about a half-pound of salt before reading further...(and please, do try to laugh, this is 80% in jest)

Carrottop award for Most Consistently Annoying poster:
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CE (left) : DON!!! For gods sake, GIVE IT A REST!!!
CE(right) : Ebnelson: He literally reminds me of a drunk asshole who once tried to pick a fight with me at a bar- fell off his barstool and pissed himself trying to get up. Nelson is just about that articulate... though his posts accusing Don of being 'pro-saddam' has just about set a new all-time low..

Oh, but wait! What about Tom and his idiotic ranting about "Stalinists, Communists and Collectivists oh my!!!!". Tap your little Nazi-red slippers together three times, Tommy boy, and come back from oz... Cause not everyone who disagrees with your shitte is a card carrying hack of the Communist Party, and NO, little victoria, there are NOT reds under your bed.


CE(other): Splinx: Can't consider him left cause he's too stupid, and hes way to paranoid for the right to claim him (that means he's REALLY paranoid). What The F is up with "S"? Does the idiot actually think we wouldn't recognize his dotted quad or his lousy 2-penny excuses for opinions? No, I'm sorry... I'm too harsh... Thats an insult to the term 'opinion'...

Oh! Oh! Or maybe Lee with his pseudo eugenics and his 9.95 wal-mart special 1/2-a-clue!!! Whew... Tough choices!

Oh, but wait! There is more!



OT:: Who can be offensive on OT?

Daftest post of the year:: Dan Spires defending the forced marriage of a 12 year old gypsy girl... Then backing it up with a personal and soulful account of how he once met a tribe of Gypsies, got drunk with em, crashed in their barn and Oh, yeah, saw the lovely engagement of two adolescent gypsy children. Moving, really- a charming commentary on the pure beauty of the destruction of innocence. Down right effing existential... or at least really surreal! Especially when he pointed out that nobody made a big deal about the 15 year old BOY in the deal, so somehow that made it all-right! Or maybe Todds snail-trails (collectively) on the flame board. Yeesh!

Biggest waste of an intelligent mind: Any and everyone who posts on the H'zone when they could be doing something truly productive (includes even Nelson, who really is obviously a bright guy, but NOT Splinx and Todd...)

Worst couldn't-catch-a-clue-in-a-room-full-of-clues-that-had-their-feet-nailed-to-the-floor poster: Frank, for declaring himself as a cool-headed moderate whilst cheerleading for anything rightist and pissing on the left at every turn.

Not really, though. Frank is just someone I like to yell at... We all know Splinx is a shoe-in for this category

Sorry, EB, just pour yourself another beer, I'll find a way to work you into the next category!



Worst poster who continually repeats continually repeats continually repeats him/herself:: Me, I mean, Where the hell does Davin come from? Bringing logic and reason to bear and trying to vett and evaluate sources! What an ass, we all know that FAITH and LOYALTY to the CAUSE is all that matters in the end! Reality is just one big subjective stew afterall, right?

OOOh! Whaty about EB? How many effin ways can he insinuate that someone who disagrees with Bush wants to have Saddams love child!? Myaybe he is driven by his secret love, bourn oh so many years ago whilst he was a CIA agent rotting in a Baghdad interigation cell and Saddam came in and unlocked his chains, took him in his arms and.... Oh, such sadness. Why did Saddam leave you EBnelson? And when are you going to stop flaying small housepets?


Best reason to stay away from CE:: Makes one bitter and vitriolic and induces rants like this against your fellow harmless Zoner... Can't we all just fucking get along?

Roger Irrelevant award for the most consistently wibblous red herring/yellow submarine poster: Effing Tony, for being a BRITISH wanker and throwing about 'wibblous' and yellow submarine? WHAT THE HELL! Go back to Europe!!!

Flamer of the year award: Raoul, couse I have not gotten around to that wanker yet. Sure, we all THINK he's harmless... Who would suspect a BELGIAN!!! HA! See my point!!!??! Ill say this to you Raoul... Ummm,..... Ummm.... Your so damn NICE!!!!

And in the real world...........

Worst Politician of the year: Bush! Who else!

Worst Space Advocate: Bush, Who Else!

Worst Media Outlet of the year: Bush, who Else! Oh, and the habitable zone!

Davin L.