Oh, like I'M going to make fun of someone's silly name?
From his biography on his home page:
Kim du Toit was born and raised in Johannesburg, South Africa. Kim emigrated to the United States in 1986.
A graduate of St. John's College, he next began a Philosophy degree, but soon abandoned the idea--attending university didn't help him towards his goal of becoming educated.
Kim is the living embodiment of contradictions:
- a White African-American with a girl's first name and a French last name;
- values the sanctity of marriage, but is married to his third wife;
- attended a religious boarding school, but is an atheist;
- trained chorister, but played bass guitar in a rock band;
- conservative gun nut and hunter, but also an animal-lover whose pets are spoiled rotten;
- and finally, a most politically-incorrect story teller who also experienced a brief stint in a South African jail for protesting against apartheid.
Kim, proudly, became a U.S. citizen in 1989. Having fled the liberals in Chicago, Illinois, Kim now lives in north Texas. He still hates Mayor Daley.
From another less-than-serious biography here:
Kim DuToit is the token African-American of the revered organisation. He is equally at home discussing the Dreadnought, sales of cereal, or the many uses of squid in sexual relations. His outrageous accent has lured untold women to his "Bed of Bliss." He has a friend in Rome named Bigus Dickus. Once a rock and roll icon whose poster adorned the shack of every starving teenager in Africa, Kim traded his driving bass for a driving quill, and has looked back only a few times. He currently trades his time between adapting a novel to film and posing as a curious twelve-year-old girl on the Internet.
Up until I ran across this article, I'd never heard of him, but he sounds like someone I wouldn't mind raising a glass with. If I drank beer.

