Armadillos?
Since I'm nuuuu here, can't say I know all your names.
John Cormack? Is he the Texan whose growing increasingly blonde each day
screwing around with an x-prize rocket?
Hey, Johnny! You intendin' to launch an armadillo into space?
Careful. Them critters can carry the leprosy contagion.
You don't want your [censored] to fall off, do you?
Vitium! Libertus! Jovius!