lol
I was working at Brookhaven Natl lab when they wanted to come up with a new "mission statement"... They asked for employee input...
For our core values I suggested "We shall at all times worship Cthulu, the many headed Aztec demon god, while the required ripping out of a still beating heart from a human sacrifice may violate OSHA rules it isnt ruled out as a downsizing measure..."
this wasnt appreciated by the management....
:)