re: What, and get offers for Martian viagra?

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dtb — 1/8/2004 10:49:12 PM (archived)

No way! You think I want to get spam from the aliens, too?

"Cheapest Ink Jet Cartriges in Whole Orion Arm -- only 500 Quatloos!!!"

"See unshielded XC@eZwh QRT7s&*'s! Only 18,000,000 old! All 47 breathing appendages revealed!"

"Esteemed human! I am the Deputy Minister for Dust Reclamation of the Republic of Nilosyrtis. Due to light-speed delays we have many dust canal construction funds trapped in Earth banks, and offer you, as a respected carbon-based life form, this rewarding chance to assist us. Please provide the access codes to your planetary defense network...."

Seriously, I'm there.

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Big new color picture from Mars - Tom Brosz - 1/8/2004 6:02:41 PM
- re: Who sent his name to Mars? - Raoul - 1/8/2004 7:45:23 PM
  - My kids are there but I'm not - Gary - 1/9/2004 4:11:22 AM
  - yes I am there. I had completely forgotten (n/t) - FrankC - 1/9/2004 2:18:45 AM
  - re: What, and get offers for Martian viagra? - dtb - 1/8/2004 10:49:12 PM
  - I think I'm there... - alcaray - 1/8/2004 9:47:41 PM
    - I think it's a great program. - Lee - 1/9/2004 12:28:12 AM
  - I'm on Mars - Scott Evil - 1/8/2004 9:17:31 PM
  - I did - Lee - 1/8/2004 8:38:57 PM

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