No?...You don't?
Naughty naughty!
I'll save YOU the time.

The ultimate JFK assassination conspiracy:
There was Oswald...and his clone...
and twelve hitmen from the mafia...
and sixteen KKK....fourteen KGB
agents...eleven CIA agents...two
from the FBI...a couple of Cuban communist
vendetta agents...Marylin Monroe's
long-lost bastard brother seeking revenge
And three pissed off
aliens from Roswell who had been 'promised'
by JFK that they would be allowed to go home.
That works out to at least 63 assassins
lurking around Daley Plaza on Nov/22/63.
They fired over 180 rounds of ammunition
(and three laser blasts) AND STILL MISSED!
The 180 rounds of ammo were fired in concert,
so they sounded like three shots.
JFK was accidently killed when
a panicky Secret Service agent fired his
weapon in defense, killing Kennedy, instead
of any of the 63 assassins nearby.
HO HUM!!!!!!!
dum dee dum dum dee dum dee dum dee dum!...

Jacob

"This planet has a 100 percent mortality rate."