Hey, Clarkie Boy, cm'on over...
Let's see if you're as witty and inventive with your prose as you are with your fantasies?
Liquid water? with Olivine dust?
Pull the other one - it's got bulldust on it.
And while you're at it, go thaw out the ice in your own brain. A microwave set on High for about 20 minutes should do it. Wait till you hear the "bing". (If you've seen "Mars Attacks", you'll have graphic visual instructions).