Here.

I'll believe it when I see the numbers. I'll really believe it if it gets through the Senate in one piece.

Look for Ted Kennedy, spit flying from his mouth, standing in the Senate with his arm around the throat of a terrified elderly person and a cocked pistol held to her head, screaming "If you don't increase social spending, I'll shoot this old lady!"

Oh, sure. It isn't really that dramatic, but it's pretty much the standard operating procedure for Democrats and entitlements.

Dianne Feinstein has already complained about how Republicans are tapping the "Social Security Trust Fund." Apparently nobody has clued her in that this fund has been a myth for many years.

And that doesn't even count the pork that's going to be lathered on by all parties.