Hey, there is always the teletubbies...
When they get a bit older they can watch buffy the vampire slayer, or Angel, or X-files, or touched by an angel, or Survivor, or other trash....
The announcement of Ben and J-lo's breakup is still getting more airtime than the mars mission...
As I recall Mr rogers and Captain Kangaroo were products of that liberal PBS- surely you arent that upset, are you ed? After all you RIGHT thinker that you are were boycotting PBS by age 3.... right?
:)