Global Warming is part of the Grand Halliburton conspiracy
They seek to warm our planet to unprecedented levels through the mindless burning of fossile fuels that will be ripped from below the surface of both Earth and Mars making Haaliburton Trissions of $'s over the next 106 years all while the aliens who are supported by Halliburton make their way to the Warmer Earth, which Halliurton will then sell to the Aliens while the Halliburton execs live it up at posh Halliburton operated resorts on the Moon and Mars.
John Kerry is in on the scheeme.