...you're not Robert Clark, are you?
The one who thinks there are lichens on Mars?
And this is not April 1'st?...Huh?
OOOOOKAYYY!!! Have it your way!
>We Earthlings are about to move in on those
martians =((:>o) and their lands.
>We're going to plant settlements like Jamestown, Plymouth Rock.
>We're gonna terraform Mars with tobacco plants; raising those plants for all those smokers in Jolly Olde Englande.
>Then we'll slaughter the martians when they raid our settlements.
>We'll kill off their martian buffalo herds.
>We'll sell them martians "firewater".
>And then we'll put them on reservations.
Jupiter, anyone?....HOOHAH!!!

Jacob

"This planet has a 100 percent mortality rate."