http://www.spacewar.com/2004/040128203440.q49bv315.html

I'm sure I'm not the first to come up with this joke:
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Dear Kim Jong Il,

Request For Urgent Technological Relationship

We have the pleasure to make this surprising but mutually benefiting business proposal. I am Onu Kaba Ojo, spokesperson for Vice President Atiku Abubakar, in Nigeria. The members of the security committee are interested in the importation of missile technolody into the country with funds presently floating in the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) foreign payments account. I got your address through the office of the Nigerian Chamber of Commerce and Industry.

I was therefore mandated in trust by members of the committee, to seek a foreign partner into whose account we could transfer the sum of US $73,000,000, hence I am writing you this letter. We have agreed to share the funds thus: . . .

;-)