I can't help it!
[my face buried in my hands]
Everytime I go to the super-market, and I'm feelin' low, and I'm feelin' down...
I just have to...LOOK!
[sad violin music]
I can't help myself!
I just have to look at the latest issue of WEEKLY WORLD NEWS!
[Sob!]
I mean...Who can resist such sensational 'news' headlines as these
[Jan/08/2004] "ALIENS GIVE THE FACE ON MARS A FACELIFT; AND IT LOOKS GREAT!"
[lol]
"SADDAM'S LOVE DIARY'S REVEALED."
[LOL]
"DRUNK PILOTS FORM THEIR OWN AIRLINE."
[LOLOL]
And...{Beat this Robert Hoaxland!}..."THE LATEST IMAGES FROM MARS REVEAL SKULL & BONES."
[My sides are splitting!]

cheers.

Jacob