The Black Knight Howard Dean knows no defeat!

KERRY:
You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight Dean.
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I am Kerry, King of the Democrats.
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I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court in Boston.

BLACK KNIGHT DEAN:
None shall pass.
KERRY:
What?
BLACK KNIGHT DEAN:
None shall pass.
KERRY:
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this campaign.
BLACK KNIGHT DEAN:
Then you shall die.
KERRY:
I command you, as King of the Democrats, to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT DEAN:
I move for no man.
KERRY:
So be it!
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. (Kerry chops up Dean in Iowa, New Hampshire and a dozen other states)
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KERRY:
Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no supporters left.
BLACK KNIGHT DEAN:
Yes, I have.
KERRY:
Look!
BLACK KNIGHT DEAN:
Just a flesh wound.
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KERRY:
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT DEAN:
I'm invincible!
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. (a dozen primaries and caucuses later)
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BLACK KNIGHT DEAN:
Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.