I'm DA MAN!
In the mail today was a large envelope. Red, white and blue ink, headed "Bush-Cheney".
And said "Don't Bend".
Inside there was a picture of George Bush and Laura Bush. Autographed, no less.
(Not a mention of Cheney, I suspect he's history. Scares small children and large adults, I'm afraid.
And what ol' Laura has to do with anything, I don't know.
No pictures of the kids.)
Might buy a dartboard.
Think I'll send 'em a dollar just to keep the old cards and letters coming in.
But I do feel important - even addressed to the name which would be on the pedigree if I had a pedigree.
Hot damn!!
Arf
