re: Whatever happened to: Geraldo Rivera
Last I'd heard he was, of course, in Iraq helping hunt down Saddam. Maybe he crawled into that spiderhole and couldn't get out.
Or he could be down there working on a broadcast about the "Secrets of Saddam's Underground Vault." (he could use the same script he used for the Capone thingy)
Perhaps he's embarking on a political career a la Jerry Springer.
Or maybe he's finally just given it all up.