How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Jacob Samorodin — 3/25/2004 11:31:14 PM (archived)

Three.

(1) A Republican from Texas to send all the lightbulbs to Iraq.

(2) A Democrat from Massachusetts whose not sure if the current
is AC or DC.

(3) And an Independent who leaves very quickly, saying, "Lightbulbs
are unsafe at any voltage." ;-)

Jacob

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - Jacob Samorodin - 3/25/2004 11:31:14 PM
- None. Dubya IS the Dim Bulb. (n/t) - And he's already screwed..... - 3/26/2004 7:19:46 AM
- "I did not screw in that lightbulb . . ." (n/t) - Fox - 3/26/2004 2:44:45 AM
  - define "lightbulb "....................... (n/t) - Publius - 3/26/2004 3:40:19 PM
  - Probably not enough room in a lightbulb anyway. - Tom Brosz - 3/26/2004 4:14:56 AM
    - They're so busy screwing everything else I don't think they have time for a light bulb. (n/t) - Bowser - 3/26/2004 4:51:13 AM
      - re: They can put the lightbulb in their mouth and the power cable up their butt - Success_Machine - 3/26/2004 5:35:40 AM
        
        Boy, do you have direct methane fuel cells on the brain or what?... (n/t) - RobVG - 3/26/2004 6:12:06 AM

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