How gay can you get?

You coming on to me? The last time that happened, the poor guy was heartbroken when I told him I was straight. Perhaps you and he could get together.

Maybe you are a fecal freak.

A clear case of projection. You're the one who brought up fecal matter, remember?

That obsession with the toliet needs attention.

It's good that you realize that.

When people start bringing parents into the conversation it is usually a sign of deep problems. Inappropriate touching etc.

Interesting that you associate parents with deep problems and inappropriate touching. Was your childhood unhappy?

Get help but leave us out of it.

Would anyone who needs help come to you?