You're nor serious are you?

Flips off the top of my head - sure there are others but feeling lazy:

Free trade good - unless it comes to vores from steel workers in which case bad.
Unless it comes to trade sanctions, then good again.

We dont need no steenking Department of Homeland Security.
Oh wait, yes we do and it is doing vital work.

Ditto WMD inquiry.

Ditto 9/11 commission.
I dont have to talk to them. Yes I do, but only an hour.
Ooops, Karl says better leave it open ended.

No negotiation with North Korea.
OK, lets try almost exactly same deal we excoriated Clinton for.

No more photo-ops with Israelis and Palestinians.
Tenet, gimme a plan. Powell gimme a plan.
OK, here's a road map to peace (smile for camera)
Screw road map, I'm with Ariel.

I'm fiscally conservative.
Deficit schmeficit.

Stem cell research is bad.
Except for some cell-lines.

Candidate - McCaain Feingold is DOA
Pres - Where do I sign?

Candidate - No nation building
Pres - Afghanistan (OK, that one is a least part true), Iraq

Candidate - We must be a humble nation
Pres - Screw you.

Gov - Veto Texas patients bill of rights
Candidate - I signed into law..... (ok, not a flip, just a lie)

Candidate - Steas rights!
Pres - Constitutional Amendment!

We could prob play this game all week, but let's drop both the "true to vision" and "pays no attention to polls" arguments