Be interesting to see his semi-annual reviews.

"Mr. Rumsfeld has done a splendid job of losing a peace, doing so with dilligence and attention to detail."

"Mr. Rumsfeld has patiently and carefully explained to the Iraqi people and the world what they can do with their hearts and minds, and at the same time provided endless hours of entertainment to those whose jobs might otherwise be boring."

"Mr. Rumsfeld has accepted responsibility for his department, while actively and vigorously prosecuting enlisted personnel for following orders. He is to be congratulated for his willingness to be responsible during difficult times."

"Mr. Rumsfeld admonished a General Officer for following orders and allowing MI to teach MPs to torture Iraqis. He has found the kinder, gentler way to handle the situation, because if the General Officer hadn't allowed this, Mr. Rumsfeld would have had to discipline her far more severely."

Etc.

Arf