Terraforming France
I though the Golden Arches were well on their way to recreating France in the image of the homeland.
It's a shocking irony that the land whose cuisine gave birth to the concept of French Fries is having them returned in a perverted form by an all-conquering force more powerful than the barbaria invaders of the middle ages, and less principled.
(I meant the McCorporation, BTW, not the guvmint).