the ADD adult........
a real problem exists if your dog pisses in your shoe each day. If this happens and you are experiencing the same events daily, expecting different results each time, not training or correcting your dogs actions then, (1.) your dog is dysfunctional--take her to the pound, and (2.) you need help.
Psychotrophic meds should help, self-medication should be avoided.
But then, I strongly suspect you get off on being aggravated and require the adrenaline spike to keep you awake.
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