Good news; another opening as leader of Hamas in Gaza open!
Yes, you too can have that enviable job as leader of Hamas in Gaza. The position just opened up again. Enjoy the great benefits of this job:
1. Superb retirement program if you live to 65.
2. Respect of all of the local terrorists.
3. Your own GOLD-PLATED AK-47 personally autographed and presented by Yassir Arafat.
4. Your personal limosine.
5. Great pay and health plan.
6. Magnificent funeral.
For details, contact your local Hamas recruiter.
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