I have never knowingly insulted your family. I know absolutely nothing about them, except that your wife must be a saint.

If I have done so unwittingly, then I apologize.

Yeah, if you want to pull some up, go right ahead. I can use the publicity. Just no editing, please.

I have insulted you, but you’ve called me a Statist, Socialist, Communist, fool, traitor, useful idiot, fellow traveler, liberal buttmonkey and a bunch of other slurs, or at least, they are insults for conservatives. In Conspeak, even “moderate” is an insult these days. I don’t appreciate being insulted, especially by the likes of you.

I have never called all conservatives Nazis, although I proudly admit I have called some conservatives Nazis. And they deserved it.

As for my rants being long, I plead guilty. But I’m a writer and I come here to write, so you’ll forgive me if I indulge myself. At least, I don’t come here to preach and lecture and bore the shit out of everyone with my entrepreneurial and patriotic homilies. I bore you with nostalgic anecdotes and sea stories, but they are at least ideologically neutral.

I can see none of your friends has emailed you yet.