Was that a joke?
Obama nationalized the student loan industry. Congratulations. My son's tuition costs are still skyrocketing. Oddly, everything the government subsidizes seems to get very expensive.
He "protected" Medicare by doing nothing.
He "extended the solvency" by expanding government control of the health care system, and people are going to be badly shocked when the effects start happening. There's a reason he had to postpone activation until after 2012.
Everything else? "Coming right up." After four years of "opportunity."
And I'm the "sorry fuck?"
Just an aside. Notice all of Obama's "accomplishments" have one thing in common: greatly increasing the power of the government.