How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light bulb?

Lindy — 6/29/2004 3:38:47 PM (archived)

THE ANSWER IS SEVEN.

(1) One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced.

(2) One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who asks about the light bulb needing to be replaced.

(3) One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb being replaced.

(4) One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs.

(5) One to get together with Vice President Cheney and award a one million dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton Industries for supplying a light bulb.

(6) One to arrange a photo-op session showing Dubya changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag.

(7) And finally one to explain to Dubya the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

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How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light bulb? - Lindy - 6/29/2004 3:38:47 PM
- none, the contract for this has been outsourced to an Indian subsidary of Halliburton........ (n/t) - Publius - 7/1/2004 2:38:25 AM
  - Ack, ack, snort, snort.........almost too funny to be true (n/t) - Lindy - 7/1/2004 6:52:13 AM
- At least he is changing it. The previous administration just sat in the dark. - REB - 6/29/2004 3:55:40 PM
  - Which is punchline # 3....... (n/t) - Tony - 6/29/2004 4:57:25 PM
    - funny! (n/t) - alcaray - 6/29/2004 10:52:30 PM
    - Do you change the broken light bulbs after you move into a new home? - REB - 6/29/2004 5:44:45 PM
      - Don't stress about it REB. Some folks just aren't that bright... - SDAI-Tech1 - 6/30/2004 1:35:18 AM
        
        I was just trying to illuminate them. - REB - 6/30/2004 1:10:39 PM
      - Lets illuminate this anaology to death - Tony - 6/29/2004 8:49:03 PM
        
        C'mon guys, lighten up a little.............. (n/t) - Publius - 7/1/2004 2:13:30 AM
        
        Tungsten in cheek - Fox - 7/9/2004 12:45:20 PM

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