A few bonus quotes...
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder but when you do it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup
I have an existential map; it has you are here written all over it. - Steven Wright
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think its their fault. - Henry Kissinger (1923-)
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain (1835-1910)