Here in Florida we are flat run over by it. Our newspapers all have mega proportioned Church sections and predictable right-wing Baptist moralizing on the editorial page.

In Tampa, the city council passed a "six-inch" rule for lap dancers in the strip clubs. I greatly enjoy the thought of city detectives carrying rulers around to assess the commission of crimes.

The court testimony must be hilarious. "Your honor, he had only five inches." And the defense attorney counters with, "but size shouldn't really matter." And the able procecuter saying, "that's not what I meant, and he knows it." "The record clearly states the distance was one inch short."

Bound to evoke collective sighs. Purient giggles. Suggestive leers.

In the words of Modred, "Fie on goodness, Fie!"

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