I just signed the Texas secession petition
You might want to take into account that there's no requirement that you have to be a resident of the state to sign a state's secession petition. I sent a message: Don't let the screen door hit you in the ass.
I don't feel that way about Washington, dude. I'd miss you guys. Hell, I just had a family reunion this weekend with the half of my family that lives around Seattle. So I don't think I'll pile on to Washington's petition. But WTH, there's only one vote behind it.
Now, on to Arizona...